I never get tired of the various reactions people have when Castiel just randomly pops up beside them.
when ur eating dinner at your friends house
and their parents start arguing
and you want to ask for the salt
but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce
my blueberry muffin looks exactly like my dog I’m gonna cry
u gonna ask me out now or later
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion
it’s a metaphor
oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal.
watching them try to explain how it’s not them is the best entertainment i’ve ever seen.
this episode ended with them fining him 5000 SEK to be paid to the victim!
guess what America should do
i accidentally grabbed the wrong shopping cart but am hoping this kid will stop screaming soon because i am not raising a cry baby
You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.